[Web Series] The Ugly Queen 12 Eng Sub 齐丑无艳 | Chinese Warring States History, Comedy Romance, 1080P


Closed Captions were added by Q1Q2 team ♪ Laughing at me infatuated, don’t laugh at me insane ♪ If you slighted the moonlight, please don’t slight the vast sky ♪ It’s the springtime, and the flowers are deep red
[Starring: Hao Wenting, Gao Haicheng, Wu Hongyan] ♪ When I just drink a pot of liquor, It has gone with the wind ♪ Falling in love like an arbor, I talk insincerely ♪ Only a Song of Everlasting Regret in my life, like a dream ♪ Day and night, I remember my Golden Millet Dream ♪ Even blusher on face, it can’t cover my half morose looking ♪ If I was a startling beauty, I wouldn’t have to read day and night ♪ If I chose an isolated city, it would be worse than wasting my life ♪ If you say I don’t enjoy the girl’s best time. Why I always remember that night? ♪ If I have to leave my boudoir, I will fight on horse together with my lover ♪ If I was a startling beauty, I wouldn’t have to read day and night ♪ If I chose an isolated city, it would be worse than wasting my life ♪ If you say I don’t enjoy the girl’s best time. Why I always remember that night? ♪ If I have to leave my boudoir, I will fight on horse together with my lover
[Written by: Li Xiangguo] Directed by: Li Xiangguo The Ugly Queen Episode 12 Eunuch Yes What’s name should I give to my dear son? There are mutual promotion and restraint between the five elements Your life belongs to wood The name can’t bring gold For gold is bad for wood The name should bring soil For soil is good for wood Yeah, you’re right… In your opinion, How about calling him Tian Di(Field)? Field(Di) can foster everything Wow, you are so smart, my king Ha ha ha My dear son has his own name Eh, Tian Di The concubine of the North Palace is asking to see my king outside the palace Eh My king, the concubine Xia Yingchun of the North Palace is asking to see you Why is she coming? Ask her come in Okay Ask the concubine of the North Palace Xia Yingchun come in My dear, you’re coming See my king Don’t stand on ceremony Why are you coming here? I heard that my sister is going to have a baby Yes, I going to be a father Congratulations you, my king I heard that my sister’s palace was short of hands So I want to help her I hope you can promise me You can think like this I am so happy You can still think of your sister at this time I can see the your deep sisters’ affection I promise you You can go now At this time, She need your accompany urgently Thank you, my king Please trust me I’ll take good care of my sister I’ll leave now Donglu king Why are you coming here? I accept the decree to help my sister with her child Imperial physicians and maids are in there Why are you coming hypocritically You must don’t have any good intention I’m coming with the king’s decree I also have my foster mother’s decree Without her decree Nobody can come in, go back Do you want to disobey the king’s decree? Eh? Cai Yun Donglu king, any command? To tell my foster mother quickly Xiang Yingchun asks to help her with her baby Understand? Yes Hum I am very painful Concubine Concubine of North Palace said she come to help deliver your baby with decree What? She comes to help me Shit! I smashed her Zuiyu building before How can she come to help me? She must have no good intention You go quickly Do not let her come in Yes I am very painful Concubine, you’d better leave first Our queen doesn’t need your help You go to tell her again The King’s decree has released I must come in to help her Yes Ah I’m so painful I’m so painful Queen Concubine of North Palace doesn’t leave She says that she’s coming with the King’s decree You go to tell her If she doesn’t leave I will smash her Zuiyu building again Yes Concubine Our queen said She doesn’t need your help You do not to know chalk from cheese You’d better leave now Stop, your naughty girl How can you talk to me in that way I’m going to kill you Beating a dog also requires looking at the owner You… She’s my foster mother’s person If you beat her now, Aren’t you afraid of my foster mother Firing your palace after having her baby? Shit, you… You’re in a team Yes You wait, well, back to the palace Go Piss me off, piss me off That ugly person How can she asked me go in front of so many people? How can she do that? No, I won’t let it go I have to think out of a good method Think carefully You can leave firstly Yes Cai Xia, you invites General Wu Qi here Yes Concubine, General Wu Qi is coming Wu Qi see the imperial concubine Don’t stand on ceremony Thank you, concubine Cai Xia, you can leave firstly Yes General, please General, please Okay What instructions will you give me? General Wu I have been observing your situation in Qi State You are just honored as a former general And can’t walk around the palace like General Xue It seems that Zhong Lichun still doesn’t believe you How can you say that? I’m grateful Zhongli Queen didn’t kill me And willing to stay in Qi State General Wu, I mean that she honored you as general But didn’t give you the military power Are you willing? Now there is a good chance to get rid of Zhong Lichun I wonder if you’d like to help or not? I can’t do that I hope you take back what you said just now Is general Wu still not honest with me? We are both underachievers Why can’t we join forces to get rid of our enemies? I am stupid I hope you can enlighten me Zhong Lichun is going to have a baby now I don’t want my king to see her children Do you understand me? Your mean… I want you to kill her baby I can’t do that But I have an good idea We can steal her baby You can do anything at your disposal What’s idea? Speak now You have a maid called Cai Xia Zhongli queen has a maid called Cai Yun They are twin sisters Why don’t ask Cai Xia to help you? You’re observing very carefully That’s really a good method But Cai Xia really needs your help if she want to change the baby out I’ll do my best to help her General Wu If we succeed, we’ll be in the same boat Concubine, put forth your strength Queen, hold on Queen, put forth your strength Take a deep breath Queen, put forth your strength It’s almost ready, put forth your strength It’s almost ready I can see his head It’s almost ready, put forth your strength Great Congratulations on having a prince My Queen, congratulations Donglu Princess, the Queen has a baby now Princess or prince? Prince Prince I’m going to tell my king You take good care of my foster mother Yes Eunuch Liu, am I nice to you? You treated me like my born parents I’m very grateful to you If I need your help, Would you help me? If you have any difficulties, just say so I’ll do my best to help you Good I ask you to kill the monkey for me now Ah Didn’t you used to like this monkey very much? How did he mess with you? Why do you want to kill him? You do just as I asked to kill the monkey And don’t have to care about other things After killing him, Peel him off Ah Why peel him off? Eunuch Liu Why do you have so much crap? Go and call Cai Xia over here Yes I expand my territory While my son carries everything Good, good Report to my king Report to my king What’s happened? Ha ha ha Good news What’s the good news? Queen gave birth to a prince for you Really? Oh, my king From today on, you have future generations And you have an heir Ha ha ha Does the little prince and I look alike? Oh, my king You have not see him He’s exactly the same as you when you were a kid Ha ha ha I am a father now I am a elder brother, too Let’s go to see my prince now Let’s go You slow down… Concubine Concubine, do you have any instructions? Cai Xia The maid in Zhaoyang Palace called Cai Yun Is your twin sister? Yes, concubine Good, take advantage of this relationship To do something for me If it succeeds, I’ll give you a thousand grams of gold If it failed, I’ll kill you Concubine, what did I do wrong? Why do you want to kill me? I ask you to steal the baby Take the monkey to Zhaoyang Palace and steal the baby back Concubine, this is a crime of deceiving the king I can’t do that Raise your head I’ll kill you now if you don’t go Concubine, I’ll go I’ll go immediately Good girl Take it away Yes Cai Yun sister Cai Xia, why are you coming? Sister, I heard that the queen had given birth to a baby Are you busy now? Busy, so busy I’m doing laundry and boiling water now And then take care of the queen Sister, how about I helping you? Anyway, I’m free today Well You get in the house and take the dirty clothes out and wash them Okay, sister. En Cai Xia, I asked you to wash dirty clothes You have finished washing? Oh, sister It’s okay What are you holding in your hand? Oh, no…nothing You asked me to wash clothes I take other dirty clothes and rags To wash I’m going to wash them first, This girl Why is it so weird today? Sh… Go Queen, I’m coming My prince I’m coming I am a father Ha ha ha My king is coming Ha ha ha Congratulations, my king My king, concubine gave birth to a prince Does the little prince and I look alike? Of course, he does He looks just like you You have been meritorious in taking care of concubine, Each of you has rewarded a thousand grams of silver Thank you, my king Queen Queen, I’m coming Foster mother, I’m coming Queen Sh…She’s sleeping Where’s my prince Ah! What’s this? Tell me, what’s this? Don’t you say that he looks like me? This is a monster My king, don’t be angry The queen really gave birth to a little prince Do evil Do evil! Tell me Has anyone been here during this time? Donglu king, forgive me please Answer me Nobody All of you are cheating me I said that she’s ugly And she’s like a monster But you said that she’s a fairy I said she was weird And difficult to get along with But you asked me to tolerate her And asked me to like her Well, I did what you asked me to do I tried to like her And tried to love her But you guys go to see it She gave birth to a monster Ha ha ha, monster It is a curse Heaven’s curse on me Curse on the Qi State Qi State has been cursed I fell in love with an ugly monster Heaven and earth not tolerate me Heaven and earth not tolerate me My king, don’t be angry You shut up It’s all because of you Thanks to you My good minister Good prime minister of Qi state She gave birth to a monster for me Tell me, what should I do? What should I do? The Queen maybe framed by bad guys Who will and who can frame her? I saw it with my own eyes Can it still be fake? She was just dallying with me And you Do you all believe that I’m an idiot? I can’t stand it People will think that I am a dumb king if the news spread out Everyone in the world will laugh at Qi State Laugh at the fact that I—-Tian Pijiang Gave birth to a little monster with a big monster I should tie her up while she is weak I’m going to burn her to worship the heaven My king, the queen has just given birth to a child You can’t do that to her please think carefully please think carefully Nobody is allowed to plead for her today I must kill her If anybody plead for her, I’ll kill him together To notice Donglu king quickly Okay Officer Yan, Why did the king treat my foster mother like that? Well, general Xue I’m just going to find you Now the King has identified your foster mother as a monster And he is going to burn her to worship the heaven If this dumb king dares to kill my foster mother, I must destroy the Qi State And kill the dumb king Gneral Xue, take it easy I have good ideas Listen to me General, please save the queen quickly She has been taken to the execution ground General Xue, you go to the audience hall first Just do as I said I go to the execution ground Quickly Tian Pijiang You’re a dumb king I will kill you What…what would you do? Protect me Who dares? Xue Kun, how can you do that? This is rebellion, you know? Rebellion? Tian Pijiang Ah My foster mother has baby for you Whatever the baby is, it’s yours Right or not? What does it have to do with my foster mother? Now she’s still in coma But you’re going to kill her Has your conscience been eaten by the dog? Ah? Tian Pijiang, I tell you I call you father That’s because of my foster mother If you kill her You’re nobody in my eyes What are you looking at? Leave here Xue Kun, I let you come in the palce Also I honored you as Donglu king And built a palace for you I…I must be blind You are blind? Now, you go to the execution ground and let them release my foster mother If something bad happens to my foster mother I’ll kill you today Ah ah ah… Step aside General Xue Aren’t you going to save me? Step aside, step aside Are you clear? Ah Baby My dear son Come here, baby General Ying Do you really want to burn her in this way? Prime Minister Yan, I am in the decree of the King To burn the queen to worship the heaven Now time is up, I have to obey the decree Ugh, general Ying Delay a little time longer My king and general Xue will arrive soon Time is up If I disobey the decree My king will kill my whole family Fire Ugh, Not fire Stop Stop My king Though my foster mother given birth to a monster It is also yours You also have the responsibility, right? Ah O…of cour….course, I… have If my foster mother is killed by you We’re going to die with her I don’t want to die Everybody here must die with her together Give your decree quickly Release my foster mother General Ying Let them retreat Retreat Get away, dumb king My king I don’t think you dare to go back on your word Foster mother, I’m here to take you home Get away Kun’er Foster mother, you’re awake Kun’er, what happened? Why I felt that I’ve gone many places In such a short period? Nothing happened You’re so tried after having a baby Foster mother, you need to keep fit first Foster mother, you can’t get the disease root Where’s my son? Where’s my son? I’m here, foster mother I’ve been with you all the time, foster mother Kun’er, don’t play jokes with me Take my baby here You want my young brother? He was brought away by my father Foster mother, you need to keep fit first After you getting well I’ll go with you to see my brother Kun’er Ah You know You can’t deceive me Tell me what happened quickly My son It pisses me off, pisses me off This damn Xue Kun must eat a leopard courage How dared he take me by force? And how can he save the ugly monster? I can’t stand it I must kill them, must kill them Will my king take my advice? If you want to plead, don’t speak Faithful words grate upon ears I just want to plead for them Yan Ying Will you be satisfied if I were pissed off? My king, you must investigate this matter carefully The queen must be framed by bad people I’ve already asked around Maids and imperial doctors in Zhaoyang Palace They all saw with their own eyes That the queen had give birth to a healthy prince Why the prince turned into a monster? It must done by the bad people Yan Ying, I plead you Do not plead for her For the sake of her meritorious deeds, I don’t kill her today From today, I’ll close Zhaoyang Palace Let her and her monster baby To die in the Zhanyang Palace forever My king I’ve made up my mind You do not plead for her Or I’ll be treacherous and ruthless Anyone, pass my decree From today Close Zhaoyang Palace My king You can’t do that to the queen Ah Please look forward to The Ugly Queen (Season 2 & 3) ♪ One side is the country and people
♪ Another side is personal romantic love ♪ Sometime in the morning ♪ Sometime at night ♪ One voice is “Don’t ask the Heaven answers”
♪ One voice is “Just fight and enjoy on the battlefield” ♪ Sometimes don’t think too much
♪ Something never to forget ♪ My beloved seems to be on the other side of the river
♪ Seems to be at the center of water ♪ Broken Bridge is too narrow, Ancient road is too long. Whom I play a Zither with? ♪ The hungry horse don’t ask the evil spirits ahead ♪ Nowhere to say farewell ♪ Only in heart ♪ Here are cold walls
♪ There are full granaries ♪ Formerly I was a beautiful fairy
♪ Now I am an ugly girl ♪ One voice is “Don’t ask the Heaven answers”
♪ One voice is “Just fight and enjoy on the battlefield” ♪ Sometimes don’t think too much
♪ Something never to forget ♪ I have got used to the white hairs on both temples ♪ Only a sense of loss in the heart ♪ Maybe it’s not a suitable match, just dabbling ♪ My beloved seems to be on the other side of the river
♪ Seems to be at the center of water ♪ Broken Bridge is too narrow, Ancient road is too long. Whom I play a Zither with? ♪ The hungry horse don’t ask the evil spirits ahead ♪ Nowhere to say farewell ♪ Only in heart

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