-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah.
-Okay, good. ‘Cause I just was wondering,
’cause I under– Didn’t you just
get Lasik surgery? -I did.
How do you know that? [ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery,
which is a major surgery. -It i–
Yeah, but, um… [ Laughter ] I did, but I don’t —
I don’t even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?
I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great.
I really can see very well. -Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you
like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you
some pretty hard-core pills after you…
-Yeah. -…have a laser in your eye.
What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you’re saying —
So, post-surgery, you’re a little loopy?
You know? You have things on your eyes?
And — -What’s happening right now? [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ] -Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience “Oohs,” applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television? -Wait.
This is a world premiere. You got to check this out. [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift,
post-surgery. You were, like,
freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here’s Taylor at home
after her Lasik surgery. Video taken by her mom.
Take a look at this. This is real. -Okay, so, she found —
she found a snack. -That wasn’t the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can’t cry. That’s not supposed to be
what you’re doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I’m gonna
get the other one for you. Okay. -I wanted this one,
but what do we do with this now? -I’ll eat it.
I’ll eat it. It’s mine.
-But it doesn’t have a head. -Honey, it’s fine.
I don’t need a head. -Okay. I’m crying.
I’m fine. -Don’t —
You don’t want to cry. That’s not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn’t
go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don’t fall asleep
eating a banana, okay? -I’m not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t be mad.
Don’t be mad. Don’t be mad at me.
Don’t be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!
-I may have made some calls. -That’s on television.
-Me and your mom — [ Laughter ] You goes,
“This one doesn’t have a head. What are we gonna do with it?”
[ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch.
-Wait. She was kind enough
to drive me there but cruel enough to film it
and give it to you? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, that’s what — That’s what a good mom does.
-Ugh! -I love you, Mom! That’s what a good mom does. -I was —
You notice the — I had these goggles on,
which are really high fashion. But then they had
to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to cry. And just — Oh.
The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think,
over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom
thanks again for that. -Oh.
-She’s the best. -You know what?
I’m gonna tell her something. [ Laughter ] -Let’s talk
“Saturday Night Live.” You’re on “SNL.” You’re great
on “Saturday Night Live.” And you’re good at live. Last time I saw you was
at the “Time 100” — -I’m sorry. I can’t think
about anything else. [ Laughter ]
I had like — -Dude, it’s my favorite. We watched it in the office
like 20 times today. I’m like, “Oh, my God.”
[ Laughter ] “This is not real. I can’t
believe we have this footage.” You’re like, going like,
“But this is the wrong one. I wanted the other one.” You’re like, “What do we do
with this banana?” And she’s like,
“We’ll take care of it.” You go,
“But this doesn’t have a –” -“But its head is gone!”
[ Laughter ] -“It doesn’t have a head.”
Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute.
It made me laugh. -Well, okay.
So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago,
and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk — #DrunkTaylor was like
number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that. [ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know,
I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I’m
a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -“I’m a wizard.” Yeah.
-Like, really thinking like — -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing —
you’re dancing — -Yeah, but thinking about
the fact that that went as far as it did, and then
we’ve got this happening… [ Laughter ] -This would be — This is Lasik.
-…that you’ve done this now. -This is Lasik lover.
#LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.
Um, “SNL” — -I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed
that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don’t even know
how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number.
Like, how did — -Yeah, I asked
for your mom’s number. But, yeah,
we’ve been friends for years. -Oh, well, you know,
news to me. This is great.
[ Laughter ] -What — What songs
are you doing on “SNL”? Can you say?
Have you said? -Yeah, I’m fine with saying.
-You can? -I mean, I’ll tell —
Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic,
just ’cause it’s fun. But I’ll probably do “Lover.”
-Want to point at them? Ooh.
-I’ll do “Lover,” but in a way that I haven’t performed it
before, which — [ Cheers and applause ] And then I’m gonna do a song
that I have never performed before at all, live.
-Wow. -So…
-That’s a scoop! I’ll take that scoop. Taylor Swift, everybody.
Why did she have to go through eye surgery? Does she have a poor eyesight?
And without make up……this is what they look like
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I like her Taylor swift๐๐ฅฐ
https://youtu.be/DXT6zYIZkDM
Jimmy read comments Richard Branson , the 33 year rape is all over YouTube
The rape of my body and life to cover scum out of Savannah
I need her.
That was so damn fack, Cry over a banana, bullshit She gave it to them.
This woman! Sheโs has a hilarious outlook and Iโm now clearly aware why she has such a loyal fan base. A true entertainer while so classy with a nerdy vibe. Have a lot to catch up on…
I Hope Miss Angel Taylor Swift Eyes have Healed and feeling Well ๐
She is a nasty washed up old starlet from the 80s. Just fade away. Embarrassing
My daughter made that same dress in 3rd grade
That wasnโt the one I wanted
When you buy the wrong thing in the item shop
she looks better w/o makeup?
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i think taylor was deep down mad that she couldnt even have basic privacy. she tried to keep her surgery private and it still got out
Hahahahahahah XD
Has her mom got money for this? ๐
LMAAAAAAO
Taylor found a snacc
Itโs a banana snacc
YEP…… THIS WAS STUPID AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE…….. HOPE TAYLOR SWIFT & JIMMY FALLON DIE A LONG SLOW PAINFUL DEATH WITH CANCER
Synopsis:
Taylor Swift tells her mom to record what she says after laser eye surgery. She then tells Jimmy Fallon to pretend like he got it from her mom, and she doesn't know he is about to show it. He shows it. It isn't funny. They pretend like it is hilarious. She pretends that she is surprised.
There. Saved you 5 minutes.
Is it bad that I find happiness in the fact that her bangs can actually be not perfect?
Queen
Name of Taylor Swift's song "My mind is alive"
"I'm not alseep my mind is alive."
TS such a baby hahahahaha
She is an airhead
I love her
I hope Taylor swift makes a break up song about her mom after that lol
the banana has left the peel.
Watch it in 0.5x speed, and it looks like two weedheads on anaesthetics.
This girl's voice is amazing
She should try singing or something
I'm not asleep my mind is alive๐
That was priceless!
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It dosent have a head๐๐
uWuuuu, taylor is soo cuteee ๐ฃ
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Tรผrkler beฤensin
With a mother doing THAT no wounder Tylor is amazing!
I pity Taylor Swift, they bully her
3:38 When the crowd cheers, she makes the same face that she makes on the music video of Delicate, where she is making faces in the mirror.
She is really very calm amd patient in nature. I am obssessed with her.
Like if u do too.
For being rich, her house seems oddly normal…
She's just so cute…like how can people NOT love her…damn bruh….Taylor is on the list of ma Queens…. #Blackpink #Somi #Taylor and #Ariana love em so much.
So basically according to Taylor Swift,
"WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP YOUR BRAIN IS DEAD"
Sexually explicit fingering contacts ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
And JB say stupid thing about that
ik this is supposed to be funny but i actually feel really bad for her
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was me with wisdom surgery
Taylor Swift… "fearless"
Banana………. "headless"
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I feel so so bad for this, for some people they don't really like to expose their insecurities, and i watch her, she looks so fragile yet people making a fun of it. This is so mean and horrible for making a high ratings, and they just do whatever they want. I am her fans and i am so mad for this stupid show๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
โFor the television?!โ
Taylor Swift 2019
Hahahahahaha I love Taylor!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
"that's what a good mom does"
indeed
Sheโs the cuuuuutest๐๐
Wizard equals taking a wizz
Wizard equals taking a wizz
I just wanna say Taylor's mother just like my mother
I AM not sleep my mind is alive
Her face at 1:17 sheโs probably thinking that her life is over๐๐
That legendary sentence๐๐
I believe that he watch it more than 20 times a day he can remember every words she said in a vdo
Taylor: Not a lot of people know about my laser surgery
Me :now 8.4M know๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
This video made me almost stop disliking her…(not that anybody cares)…if it was 100 before, now it's only 10. She needs more humanizing moments like this…
I'm feeling bad for her… what kind of mum does that? ๐๐
Also:
Taylor talking about the party and she being drunk
Jimmy : yeah, I saw that
Taylor : "No shit, Sherlock, of course you did"
Andrea swift, thank you for your service. Now all we need is the wisdom teeth video.
Right. Like 15 people didn't have to approve this before she was "embarrassed on Jimmy Fallon" without any prior knowledge.
Cute taylor
Props to Taylorโs mom filming in landscape mode
Wow how easily people get likes just by requote-ing what she said.
I love you sooooo much Taylor!!! ๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐คฉ๐คฉ Also Jimmy, great.
๐คฃ๐คฃ i still love you taylor๐คฃ๐
# why she gotta b sooo cute, don't you know she's human tooo. I think I'd marry her anyway.
I almost feel bad for her lol she's been so violated lol
I mean how was she so out of it? I had lasik a month ago, and all I got was a couple of valium, I got ripped off!!
this seems invasive…
Bananas have never thought to be this famous!
Taylor is the best, sheโs been my favourite singer since I was 4 even though I didnโt know what her love songs meant โค๏ธ๐
she sounded like Scarlett Johansson @ 2:18
https://youtu.be/OTdO4FurHjI A schizophrenic rapper
Indonesia coming
"For the television?" ๐๐คฃ soo cute ๐๐
Beauty ๐
#laysiclover
lol
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"But it isn't the one I wanted"๐๐
I love this woman. What a beautiful human being.
This has to be my new whatsapp quote: I'm not sleeping my mind is alive
A laser surgery???? And a banana????
Taylor's just fun.
taylor is so genuine i donโt get why people hate on her for no reason
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Taylor Squirt
Your a wizard Taylor
Banana on the block looking like a snack—Missy Elliot & Taylor Swift