Tag «Humour»

Off to the Vet (Full Film in COLOUR) I A Simon’s Cat SPECIAL

Off to the Vet (Full Film in COLOUR) I A Simon’s Cat SPECIAL

[Birds tweeting] [Birds tweeting] Meow! [Bee buzzing] [Bee buzzing] [Ping! Bee sting] Meoooow!!!! [Sigh] Meow Meow [Belly rumbling] Meow Meow Meow. Meow Off! Meow. Meow. [Chuckles to himself] Meow? [Sucking noises] Get off… [Mumbles] Mew! Rarrgghhh! Eeeugh! Meow. Mew Meow. Go on! [Simon cheerily humming] Meow. Meow. Meow! Meow. [Simon casually whistling] [ Click! (cat …

Still (original zombie short film)

Still (original zombie short film)

What the fuck made me do this for a living? I was always unusually good at musical statues and I could bust a move like Travolta when the music played But really it was that day in bloody Cardiff That guy, painted like a black devil A human statue He was making the crowd laugh …