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When a Writer’s Search History Looks Suspicious

When a Writer’s Search History Looks Suspicious

I wonder what’s a pretty good way to tastefully kill of this character. How can my character infiltrate a compound? How to create poison darts. My character’s fighting demons. How to perform exorcism. How can my character get answers out of somebody? Best method of torture. If my character wants to get away with murder, …

Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West

-Here’s how this is going to work. You and I will take turns hitting this button here, which will randomly select one of these icons on the board. Each icon will reveal something that you must share from your phone. Neither of us know what any of these will say. We’re just — We’re told …

#TBT Bizarre State Farm Commercial

I’m serious dude… I pay like… 30 bucks a months. Make it happen right there. Like a good neighbor State Farm is there. Eat it! (maniacal laughter) Oh… Hey… Do you work for State Farm? Oh… Yes. Yes, I do. I’m pretty sure it’s my day off, though. Hmm… I remember checking the schedule… Make …

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

[cheers and applause] – THANK YOU, SIR. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HOW’S EVERYBODY– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING? [cheers] ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL HEAR ME OKAY? all: YEAH. – I KNOW THIS GUY CAN RIGHT HERE. BOY, THIS GUY’S EARS ARE SO BIG, HE’S LAUGHING AT JOKES FROM THE YUK-YUK CLUB ALL THE WAY …

If Google Was A Guy

If Google Was A Guy

Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a …

First Lady Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke

First Lady Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke

>>SIR, CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT’S YOUR BUSINESS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?>>I HAVE A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.>>DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND IDENTIFICATION TOO.>>YES, I DO.>>I NOTICE YOU’RE SWEATING FROM YOUR BROW.>>James: IT’S A WARM DAY. I THINK I MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG PLACE. I’M ON BREAK. I HOST A TV …

The Skill of Humor | Andrew Tarvin | TEDxTAMU

The Skill of Humor | Andrew Tarvin | TEDxTAMU

Translator: Cihan Ekmekçi Reviewer: Leonardo Silva Six years ago, I was sitting out with some friends in New York City when I got a notification on my phone, and I was surprised to find that I had a text message from my grandmother. I was surprised because my grandmother at the time was 78 years …