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Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist– – Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot this was on here. Let’s …

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC …

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC …

Inside Amy Schumer – Search History

Oh. What? Tim and Lauren broke up. Oh, no. Yeah, but they always had that trust stuff. So glad we’re not like that. Yeah. I’m gonna go take a shower. (water running) Teddy bears? “I Love Amy” bear? Happywithmygirlfreind.com? Of course. Asian girls. Here we go. The Chrysanthemum Fund? Helping victims of the Southeast Asian …

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

– NOW GO–LOOK AT THAT. – WHAT? THAT’S AMAZING. – HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS. – AMAZING. – I KNOW, LOOK AT YOUR POINTS. – OH! OH! OH! – NICE! NICE! – YES. DUDE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY MASTERED THIS GAME. – YEAH, WELL, SINCE, UM, SHEILA LEFT, I’VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME PLAYING …

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

I mean, I didn’t do myself any favors. I really just made this drink. It’s like… you know. [both laugh] Let’s talk about outer space. Hello, I’m Jenny Slate, and today we’re going to talk about Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson and their beautiful cosmic discovery. This is my dog’s… uh, penis, and then I’ve …