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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC …

Inside Amy Schumer – Search History

Oh. What? Tim and Lauren broke up. Oh, no. Yeah, but they always had that trust stuff. So glad we’re not like that. Yeah. I’m gonna go take a shower. (water running) Teddy bears? “I Love Amy” bear? Happywithmygirlfreind.com? Of course. Asian girls. Here we go. The Chrysanthemum Fund? Helping victims of the Southeast Asian …

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

[cheers and applause] – THANK YOU, SIR. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HOW’S EVERYBODY– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING? [cheers] ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL HEAR ME OKAY? all: YEAH. – I KNOW THIS GUY CAN RIGHT HERE. BOY, THIS GUY’S EARS ARE SO BIG, HE’S LAUGHING AT JOKES FROM THE YUK-YUK CLUB ALL THE WAY …

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

– NOW GO–LOOK AT THAT. – WHAT? THAT’S AMAZING. – HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS. – AMAZING. – I KNOW, LOOK AT YOUR POINTS. – OH! OH! OH! – NICE! NICE! – YES. DUDE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY MASTERED THIS GAME. – YEAH, WELL, SINCE, UM, SHEILA LEFT, I’VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME PLAYING …

The Real Dracula (feat. Seth Rogen) – Drunk History

The Real Dracula (feat. Seth Rogen) – Drunk History

Hello. I’m Greg Tuculescu. And today… [laughs] Today we’re gonna talk about Vlad the Impaler. The real man behind… Dracula.So, it’s 1447,and Vlad III from Wallachiais a political prisoner in the Ottoman Empire.And Vlad is like, I wanna go back to my dad.I’m a prince! I’m an heir to the throne!And Radu, Vlad’s brother, is …

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

I mean, I didn’t do myself any favors. I really just made this drink. It’s like… you know. [both laugh] Let’s talk about outer space. Hello, I’m Jenny Slate, and today we’re going to talk about Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson and their beautiful cosmic discovery. This is my dog’s… uh, penis, and then I’ve …