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Inside Amy Schumer – Search History

Oh. What? Tim and Lauren broke up. Oh, no. Yeah, but they always had that trust stuff. So glad we’re not like that. Yeah. I’m gonna go take a shower. (water running) Teddy bears? “I Love Amy” bear? Happywithmygirlfreind.com? Of course. Asian girls. Here we go. The Chrysanthemum Fund? Helping victims of the Southeast Asian …

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

– NOW GO–LOOK AT THAT. – WHAT? THAT’S AMAZING. – HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS. – AMAZING. – I KNOW, LOOK AT YOUR POINTS. – OH! OH! OH! – NICE! NICE! – YES. DUDE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY MASTERED THIS GAME. – YEAH, WELL, SINCE, UM, SHEILA LEFT, I’VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME PLAYING …

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

Drunk History – A Sound in Space

I mean, I didn’t do myself any favors. I really just made this drink. It’s like… you know. [both laugh] Let’s talk about outer space. Hello, I’m Jenny Slate, and today we’re going to talk about Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson and their beautiful cosmic discovery. This is my dog’s… uh, penis, and then I’ve …

Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS …

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. …