So Much News, So Little Time: Trump Cries Audit & The Dems Get Lost in Translation | The Daily Show


Let’s kick it off
with the Mueller report. In many ways,
it’s like the movie Roma– it’s the thing
everyone’s talking about but no one has actually seen. All we know so far is that President Trump claims
the report is a “total exoneration.” But it turns out
that might be “total bullshit.” We do have breaking news. Overnight, The New York Times
reveals the Mueller report may be far more damaging
for President Trump than Attorney General Bill Barr
has let on. REPORTER:
The New York Times said some of Mueller’s prosecutors
have told associates the attorney general failed
to adequately portray the findings of their inquiry, adding the special counsel’s
conclusions were more troubling for President Trump
than Barr indicated. Yes! Trump is getting impeached! -(cheering)
-Impeached! He’s going down!
He’s going down! Even though, last time we said
that, nothing happened. But this time, it will be
different, because we believe! -(cheering)
-We believe! But, yes,
the 400-page Mueller report was summarized into four pages
by William Barr, attorney general
and very straight Elton John. And, now, some people
on Mueller’s team claim that his summary left out
information that actually made Trump
look really bad. And I get why people
are suspicious, all right? This attorney general
was hired by Trump, and summaries tend
to lead towards, you know, the person’s biases. That’s how it works. Like, if I summarize
the movie Alien, I would say it’s a-a monster
terrorizing a woman. That’s what it’s about.
You know? But for Joe Biden,
it’s just a friendly hello. So, so, this is why Democrats want to see
the full report, all right? They want to see
the Mueller report in full, with no redactions,
which makes total sense, because if Barr redacts
too much, then we won’t know
what the report means. It’ll be like the radio edit
of a rap song, you know? Be like…
♪ Yo, when the Trump started ♪ ♪ F-F…
and collude with the… ♪ ♪ Yeah, with corruption
at Putin ♪ ♪ Pee tape, mother… mistake. ♪ -Now…
-(cheering and applause) now… if we had more time, we could talk more about how
everyone is using this lack of information
to push competing narratives, when no one actually knows
the truth. But we can’t focus on that, because the president has
to Whac-A-Mole another issue that’s popping up. President Trump is facing
the first official call to release his tax returns. The top House Democrat on taxes
has formally petitioned the IRS to release six years
of Trump’s taxes, citing a provision of the tax
code that gives him that power. But President Trump is showing
no signs of giving in. -Take a look. -I’m always
under audit, it seems, but I’ve been under audit
for many years because the-the numbers are big. And I guess,
when you have a name, you… you’re audited. But, uh, until such time
as I’m not under audit, I would not be inclined
to do that. (as Trump):
“That’s right, folks. “My numbers are so big, “the IRS is still working on
a new number to describe them. “It could be ‘trememda-zillion” We’ll see what happens, folks.” (laughter) You know, in fairness to Trump,
he probably is under audit. I mean, Trump’s taxes
are so dirty, the IRS probably has them in one of those contagion rooms
from Outbreak. (laughter) And look, I want to see Trump’s
taxes as much as anyone, but after the Mueller report, I’m not putting my heart
on the line, all right? If you get too emotionally
invested in these things, you’ll only get hurt in the end. It’s just like in movies. That’s why,
when I watch The Notebook, I root for the Alzheimer’s.
It’s just safer that way. But we don’t have time
to go into all of that, because the Democratic primary
is overflowing with candidates, and to quote political pundit
DJ Khaled, “Another one.” -♪ ♪
-Add one more to the list. Democratic Congressman Tim Ryan
of Ohio is in, joining the growing list
of 2020 Democratic candidates, speaking out earlier on ABC
describing the moments behind how
he made the final decision. I can go back just a few weeks,
where my daughter called me crying from school because
her friend was crying to her, her dad just got transferred at
the local General Motors plant, -the kids had to move.
-Yeah. And my daughter called me,
and she said, “You got to do something,” and I said,
“I’m gonna do something, and I’m gonna run for President
of the United States.” -(laughter)
-Oh. Okay. That’s a… that’s a strange way
to help a friend. I… I feel like
I’m gonna start using that. Next time a friend asks me to
pick them up from the airport, I’m gonna be like, “You know
what, I’ll help you, Dave, -“by running for president.
-(laughter) “I’ll do it for you! -(cheering, applause)
-Just for you!” But that’s right. Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan has officially thrown his hat
into the ring. Which brings the number
of Democrats running for president to 17. That is so many people. Look at all those faces. Look at all
those faces! Why so many faces? At some point
you got to ask yourself, if every Democrat runs,
who’s gonna be left to vote? Huh? It’s just gonna be Trump
with 50 million votes and then 50 million Democrats
with one vote each. Now, we do have time
to talk about Tim Ryan, but we have nothing
to say about him. So instead, let’s move on and talk about how
the other Democrats in the race have a Spanish outreach program
that is no bueno. NEWSMAN:
Lost in translation, 2020 Democrats trying
to lure Hispanic voters with Spanish websites, and evidently, these websites are really missing the mark. Amy Klobuchar’s Spanish website has a number of mistakes,
and we’ll begin here with a translation that talks
about her announcing her run from inside
the Mississippi River. Kamala Harris’s
website here says: “Kamala Harris wasted her life
defending the values of her country.” Oh, man, this is…
this is so embarrassing. No, because the bad translation
on Kamala Harris’s website makes it sound like
she’s just, like, a broken shell of a woman. Just, like, “Goddamn it, guys,
I’ve wasted my life. “Please make me president,
or I’ll jump in that river with Amy Klobuchar. Please.” And I don’t even know why
Fox News is laughing at this. Right? Of all the people,
they can’t laugh, because, I mean, if they watched
their boy Trump a few days ago, they would have
seen him struggling to translate English
into English. No collusion, no obstruction. I hope they now go and take
a look at the oranges… the oranges of the… uh, uh, investigation. The beginnings
of that investigation. The Mueller report,
I wish, covered… the oranges… how it… started. (laughter) (applause) (cheering) I like how… I like how he goes away
from the word “origins” at the beginning, right? At the beginning, he’s like,
he’s like, “Oh, let’s… the beginnings, the beginnings,”
and then he gets confident, he’s like, “No, no, I got this.
Oranges. Goddamn it! Goddamn it. The oringins.
The oranges.” Can you imagine
if you’re an immigrant who learned English
from listening to Donald Trump? You wouldn’t make any sense. Like, if you spoke like Trump, you probably wouldn’t pass
your citizenship test, right? Someone would be there like,
“The oringes of America have inspired me bigly.” They’d be like, “Sir,
your citizenship is denied.” “Oh, come on,
don’t be a Covfefe, ah?”

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  • Comparing trump to Democrats is like comparing apples to origins

  • Who cares about seeing his tax return at this point .we know the plot when is the season finale . I want to see the furor in a casket not the one he sleeps in every night, the one his cold body will burn in hell in, President oranggees probably up there with America’s biggest embarrassment. I really wish there was something funnier than trump but I guess you got to work with what you got from the orangghn.

  • Trevor yes !! We bee-leeve !! Trump is ….IMPEACHED !! ….or not……

  • one of these days, one of these days, Trump……..POW-BANG-ZOOM!! Right to the moon !!

  • oranges…..really ? Fer krissakes !!

  • English is not my native language but I can speak it way better than this fool. Trump will go down as the most stupid clown in political history. Was für ein Bastard…

  • Trevor you are mad. Don’t be a kofefe ehh.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • that is what happens when you use google translate lol

  • But that shot wasn't from Alien. It was from Alien 3. I'm so let down you guys. 🙁

  • Oranges are the origins of Trump.

  • OK,NASA博士,你们嬴了,先在卫星上,鸽子再存錢造飞梭,帮博士運送水和食物,博士先安装空气机,鸽子会努力存錢,,,??。
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    唉呀,千千万万金難買早知道,鸽子微奌知後,一文不值,SO,,,唉~唉~唉~伊~丫,,,??。

  • Harris' Spanish website is accurate. They know her track record.

  • It's only fitting that the Orangutan acknowledges oranges.

  • Obama for 2020. Fuck it!!!

  • Trevor and his anti-Trump buddies are stressed from no Comet Ping Pong? That"s why they are obsessed with hating Trump? Trump isn't Bush your hate for him is so irrational it's sick. His droning if kids, okay hate it, but the hat fooooooor? You guys hate almost as itrationally as a Racist white guy hating black people in the Jim Crow south? Hate his policies AFTER EXPLAINING THEM, NOT WASTING TIME DISTRACTING THE MASSES WITH STUPID SHIT ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE ON TV! You guys just got him elected another term

  • Hi guys im 12 and i have a youtube channel plz can you support my channel by subscribing i am ssving up for a gun for target shooting in highschool

  • To be honest, the “oringes” part was funny : but nowhere near serious … you think Trevor is smart, put him in front of a professional interrogation team … he might even struggle to pronounce his name correctly … point is, under certain circumstances we could struggle with a few words, or outright pronounce words wrongly … but that is not the problem here : the problem is that people seize on that to rate a persons intelligence … that’s just foolishness … but it happens very often … only fools rate a persons intelligence on grammatical errors : or even a limited vocabulary : if you’ve never encountered an eloquent idiot, you really shouldn’t be making any decisions that relate to peoples intelligence.

  • So nobody's going to point out that "En" in spanish is "In" in English? Or that "Gastado" translates into "Spent"???

    Really? Nobody? it would be far more hilarious to point out how fox is trying to correct someone's spanish, while getting it wrong… and then following up with how Fox thought there was at least three mexican countries.

  • Fuck Anyone who wants to impeach trump.

  • Even though I want to impeach Trump, if we do then we will have Mike Pence and he is worse.
    Think about this, Also im 14

  • Does anyone else love Trevor? He's so sexy !! 😍😍😍

  • So we’re just gonna believe cnn and the New York Times without any actually evidence? And come one, he’s the president, get over it, either help him or keep trying to mess everything up, even though he’s the only president who’s actually ever done something good for this country

  • Hang on a sec. Fox news doesn't know what they are talking about. "en" means in or AT. And "'gastado" is the past participle of "gastar" which means to spend. "Malgastar" means to waste.

  • As a spanish speaker i can tell the way she said "gastado" was right, wasted is actually "desperdiciado" of course the best word she could use was "invirtió" or "pasado" but damn, we get it…

  • Ahahaha!! Hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣

  • For the record, gastado doesn't mean wasted it can also mean spent so her statement is true, I haven't read all of Kamala Harris statements but that was right.

  • Lmao brilliant as always 🤣😂

  • “Don’t be a covfefe” had be in tears lmfao

  • He will never be impeached ever

  • Why the fuck can't Trump talk that seems like the bigger issue we should all be looking at!!

  • The report DID exonerate Trump. The investigation was predicated on "Collusion"-a term made up by desperate democrats-in which the report claims there was none.

  • Trump is dividing the US, thats his mission.

  • The dems constantly accuse republicans of being racists and claim they are the champion of minorities, yet of their 17 nominees they are almost entirely white. Except Pocahontas, she is a great image to have for your party and race relations. LOL. HYPOCRITES!

  • Jail Barr for lying to the American People, alone with Sara Sanders, Kellyanne, and tRUMP and all the rest of the liers

  • Lol… translate english into english… too funny!

  • Sometimes, i laugh too much and forget to like you videos.

  • He wants to see President Obama's birth certificate but he tells you he's not going to show you his taxes and brags about not paying taxes lied about his education they didn't want to serve in the United States military lied about how Richie was oh wait a minute by the time he leaves the White House it might be after all is stealing right under your nose

  • I couldn't even tell what Trump was trying to say instead of "oranges."

  • That clip of Trump was HILARIOUS when I first saw it, but now it makes me a little sad. His brain is going through something, you can see he knows he's got it wrong and what he wants to say, but can't get it out. … and we're laughing at him.

    If this was not a narcissistic criminal, if we were watching a regular person going through this, would we laugh? He needs medical attention.

  • "Ah come on, don't be a covfefe ah?

  • There's no way Trump would pass immigration tests if he took them lol

  • The Muller report was condensed to 4 pages, which we all know is 3 pages to much and far too few pictures for Trump to bother reading.

  • You get under an audit when your "very smart" business model is "go bankrupt every time."

  • Barr is hiding something. Fat man is a creepy.

  • WILLIAM BARR NEEDS TO GET INDICTMENTS; BY REWRITING FBI ROBERT MULLER REPORT. …..INDICTMENT NOW ……INDICTMENT. ……

  • WHAT THE FRIG THIS MAFIA GANGSTER CRIMINAL LEADER OF USA IS SAYING THAT HE STILL UNDER AUDITING BY IRIS….BECAUSE OF HIS CORRUPTED CRIMINAL HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIS CRIMINAL TAX PAPERS.

  • THE CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH CRIMINAL LEADER OF USA CALLING ORANGES….REALLY USA CRIMINAL LEADER CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH. ….GO LEARN TO SAY THE ORIGIN, INSTEAD OF FRIGGING ORANGES, DAMN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE CSI CRIME SCENE WHITE HOUSE. …..

  • When your a sleaze you should be under audit.

  • Trevor Noah can’t run for President.😡

  • But when orange filed for bankruptcy.. the lawyer know his taxes issues and so does the .. so how the hell can orange buy the IRS to cover for him?!?! Puppeteer just throw him to the lions

  • The oranges….. how it… started.

  • Kkking trumptard is such a dumb ass ! It's Ben 2 1/2 years of trumptard and i still can't believe America got this pos person for a president! We got to do better than this in 2020 our children deserve it!…. Bernie sanders 2020!…..

  • Ha gastado means HAS SPENT. Kamala Harris was not wrong. Fox news is desperate.

  • have all the Late-night comedians supportt for impeachment. It will take off.

  • Oranges! LMAO!

  • So this is the new way to interfere with elections… too many cooks in the kitchen.

  • acutally, gastar has two meanings, wasting and spending time. so there was no mistake done.

  • https://quran.com/19/39-49?translations=20

  • HE DOES! "…Very straight… Elton John".
    The AOC used the literal "spent" (Gastado) to refer to her "using" (usado) her time to help others.
    TRANSLATION: A colloquial usage of 'waste' – 'spending' time.

  • South Africa wants you back. Can't imagine why.

  • Over saturated is not going to help us

  • It's free speech, not free truthful speech, or free kind/neutral speech, or free approved speech.

  • Buttigieg should make a Spanish website; he speaks fluent Spanish (along with seven other languages) and would blow all those try-hards out of the water.

  • The more dems running the more diluted the vote

  • Wait, so your daughter made you run for president 😂😂😂😂damnnnnn

  • Trevor is sanity in the midst of insanity!

  • Should normal people be frightened this crap never stops? The audience cheers for impeachment.

  • We should look into the oranges of Tim apple

  • Did he say oranges???? That man is CONFUSED !!! He looked in the mirror, and saw an orange, so he just went along with it. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,.It's a shame that we have Trump for President !!!! Maybe things will change by 2020.🐖🐖🐖🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • it just doesn't matter, why do people make a big deal about this. You, the Mary clerk will not be acknowledgeD, or should I say, BARTENDER. Stupid people rule and drool and can't even speak american, LMAO. Spanish is the language, unless you are a trump

  • Look I hate Trump but if he gets impeached if he gets arrested that means that Mike pence is our president no one what's that he is a fucking lunatic he's a batshit crazy racist who doesn't care about anyone but religious white men and you better be the same religion as him or you're going to burn at the stake to so as much as I hate Trump pence is so much worse

  • The 'oranges' lmao!!!

  • By the way, I bet most of us forget to give a thumbs up because we just keep going and want to watch your next show. I think your thumbs up would be 80% more than it is. You are amazing!

  • Impeachment. Treasonous bastard

  • Oh cool this dudes still making fun of trump god they need to just stop and wait for his term to pass

  • See now, I would say start an impeach chant, but that is a two syllable word, so it doesn't sound as great as SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, etc.

  • "When I summarize 'Alien'" Wrong picture, that is of Alien 3.

    "Why so many faces?" Reference to Heath Ledger's Joker, Joaquin Phoenix's Joker is displayed.

    Someone needs to have a talk with your graphics department.

  • "Origin" NOT "Oranges" fucking moron. Goddamnit now I cant say the shit either. We are all getting dumber from having to watch this asshole on television everyday.

  • Pathological liar Trump. I will celebrate when we get rid of this idiot

  • The oranges of the end of democracy has been long past… We haven't had a true capitalistic democracy for around 100+ years!!! The Evangelicals are taking over and soon you all will wish you had paid more attention to the corruption, but by then it'll be too late…. Good Luck ppl
    Or join the cause and pay attention! Abby Martin is trying to spread the truth. Check it out!! Telesur

  • Kamala Harris has wasted her life. She’s a sneaky liar and def not gonna be the bid for dems.

  • Trevor speaks of Trump so much his hands started moving like him

  • Trump isn't going anywhere, move on

  • Trump is very funny

  • news flash.. Spanish (language) doesn't exist its either Castilian or Catalan.

  • I guess they will uncover that the origin only has one orange

  • Trevor Noah for President!!!!

  • I feel like this guy is brutally aware of how dumb his audience is and just runs with it

  • Legend has it that one day Trevor Noah have trump a compliment

  • For five minutes you were amusing, now your just a bought puppet
    And when I say milldly amusing, I really mean just barely
    In Australia, you would be deemed a 'soft cock'

  • ROMA is on Netflix.

  • 4:05 weird flex but ok

  • En also means at. Fact check bruh.

  • You are a noob trevor noah i like you when you do comedy but going against a president of some other country sucks dickhead you are from south africa go care about your country you immigrant

  • One month later. Still president

  • Ever notice that this pathetic Daily Show, usually always has 20-30K thumbs-up . Every video post. Strange of #YouTube , to suppress videos that are… Conservative. And YouTube, deliberately does.

  • The origins…the oranges 😂😂😂

  • watching this in August 2019, Trump is still in office, this is depressing & frustrating

  • Hey yo Trevor can rap!!! 🤑

  • I can't believe this whole thing started with oranges … the same color as his skin and hair , I smell a conspiracy … J/K !!!

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