– So, you’ve never talked to these people and this is the first
thing out of their mouth? – Yes. – We’re here to discuss Tinder messages that have been sent to me. – This is gonna be awkward. – She’s about to find out why I’ve been single for six years. – I’m sorry, but you’re about
to enter a world of hurt. Yeah, this is real. – No. – I think that’s a cute idea for a date. (laughing) – This is horrid. (crickets chirping) – I don’t like that at all, F you. – So he’s had pee all over his face. (laughing) – It was completely different
than what I thought it was. – You think about meeting somebody. – Yeah.
– Okay? And you, normally you say face to face, “Hello, how are you doing?” – Yeah. – The first thing you say to somebody is “Hey, you wanna (bleep)?” – I don’t understand how these people expect for somebody to even comment back. – I suspect some of this stuff works – I suspect some of this stuff works for some of them with some people. – Who? No. – You won’t be on Tinder anymore. – I won’t be on Tinder anymore. – Okay.
– I won’t be on Tinder. For like a month. – Marched around the White House. Some guy climbed up the fence
and shouted out to the crowd, Some guy climbed up the fence
and shouted out to the crowd, “Does anybody wanna (bleep)?” (laughing) And one girl went. – No!
(laughing) – So, like I said, it
probably works for some. (laughing)