One Direction – History PARODY! Key of Awesome #106

sorry to tell you 1d is dead as soon as this song is done im gonna shave my head and join the military it’s always been my dream whoopee! It’s time to f**k off let’s phone it in I was too lazy to put my contact lenses in let’s get this over with roll the nostalgic clips from last week time to put 1d out of it’s misery cause the dream has gotten stale so we’re breaking out of jail time to bail out of boy band purgatory this dog and pony shows saying adios and we’ll see you never I don’t like music I never have Just wanted to score some cash and loads of groupie ass got a fit model now and a fat bank account peace out! You and me won’t get any of the royalties never wrote a singer note one of use will end up broke won’t be me! One last time to dance awkwardly never found the beat we had ten left feet but we failed together matching suits bad reviews Taylor Swift Talkin’ shit apologies parodies Feelin’ lame where is Zayn? Hello mates I swung by to show off my new hair dye and to plug my song and to tell you all that I have become the Justin one I am starting a golf agency Look it up! Do you mind if I play through? whacking balls is what I do No more teen screams and no more sexy loitering we can join a cult we can sleep past seven by some baggy jeans and smoke all the weed and eat chips forever wanna shag my wife, lead a normal life and have no direction

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