Have you spoken to Hermione? She should be out of hospital in a few days, when she stops coughing up fur balls. What’s this? Yuck! Looks like Moaning Myrtle’s flooded the bathroom. Come to throw something else at me? Why would I throw something at you? Don’t ask me! Here I am, minding my own business, and someone
thinks it’s funny to throw a book at me. But, it can’t hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it will just go right through you. Sure! Let’s all throw books at Myrtle
because she can’t feel it. Ten points if you get it through her stomach. Fifty points if it
goes through her head! But who threw it at you anyway? I don’t know. I didn’t see them. I was just sitting in the u-bend, thinking about death (sigh) and it fell through the
top of my head.