Mean Tweets – Avengers Edition

[APPLAUSE] Tom Hiddleston
is so [BLEEP] ugly. Why is no one
acknowledging this? I don’t really understand
how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like
a bug with buck teeth, but here we are. Scarlett Johansson
has the emotional range of a [BLEEP] celery. I hate white people. All of us? Why do so many people have
a crush on Sebastian Stan? He looks like a potato. Winston Duke broad as hell
up top with crackhead legs. Damn. Elizabeth Olsen has
weird [BLEEP] thumbs. It’s true.
I do. I have weird thumbs. Don Cheadle look like
a mix between a beetle– that rhymes– a
muskrat, and a roach. That’s just [BLEEP] up. From @wehatedbatista. Follow this page if
you hate Dave Bautista. He’s ugly, a complete joke,
non talented, and he sucks. Wow. Benedict Cumberbatch
always looks like he’s had an allergic
reaction to bad shrimp. I bet Tom Holland is
one of those whities who claps when the plane lands. Also while I’m comparing
old men to reptiles, ever notice that
Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle? If a girl girl wants to
[BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances are she’ll [BLEEP] you, too. Hashtag Paul Rudd is [BLEEP]. Karen Gillan, once again,
allow me to ask you who the [BLEEP] you think you are? I don’t know. Maybe I’m going to just
have to Google myself. And this one is very
simple and to the point. Paul Bettany– what a [BLEEP]. How did the
coolest, blackest dude in the galaxy end up
with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick? If I said it once,
I said it 600 times– Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP]. Perhaps Chris Evans is
in truth a great actor, but he plays Captain
America like’s he’s a big, dumb hunk of [BLEEP]. Wow, I don’t– Thanks for watching. And remember, every time you
click the Subscribe button, one of your enemies
gets destroyed.

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