Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors


– NOW GO–LOOK AT THAT.
– WHAT? THAT’S AMAZING.
– HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS. – AMAZING. – I KNOW,
LOOK AT YOUR POINTS. – OH! OH! OH!
– NICE! NICE! – YES. DUDE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
MASTERED THIS GAME. – YEAH, WELL, SINCE,
UM, SHEILA LEFT, I’VE BEEN SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME PLAYING THE GAME. – YOU’RE DOING REALLY GOOD.
– THANK YOU. – THAT’S WHY
WE’RE HERE, MAN. HELP YOU GET OVER SH–HER. AND CHECK OUT THIS
AWESOME NEW GAME YOU HAVE! – [weakly]
YAY. – YOU KNOW, I LEFT SOMETHING
IN ANOTHER ROOM. UM, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. – OH, HE STILL
HAS THE SENSORS ON. [chuckles] – OH, LOOK.
– IS THAT HIM IN HIS ROOM? – YEAH. YOU CAN SEE HIM.
THAT’S FUNNY. WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE–IS HE ON HIS KNEES? DID HE DROP TO HIS KNEES?
– OH, N–[chuckles] – OH…
– THAT–THAT– HE’S PROBABLY LOOKING FOR– – NO, LOOK.
HE’S–HE’S CRYING. HE’S CRYING. OH, NO.
– HE’S JUST– – NO, NO, HE’S SHUDDERING.
– THAT’S JUST SHAKING. – HE’S SHUDDERING.
IS HE FETAL? YEAH, HE CURLED UP.
LOOK AT THAT. HE’S FETAL. – HEY, CRAIG, BUDDY.
YOU ALL RIGHT UP THERE? – OH, YEAH, I’M–I’M–I’M–
I’M COMING RIGHT OUT. – OH, HE–UM… HEY, MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT? – YES. YEAH. OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH. IT’S JUST,
UH, MY SINUSES… [sniffs]
ARE ACTING UP. YEAH.
YEAH, I, UM– I WAS JUST–YOU KNOW, I WAS
JUST THINKING ABOUT SHEILA, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M–I AM TOTALLY OVER HER. – AWESOME.
– AWESOME. – LET’S–HEY, LET’S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED. – SURE. OH. UH… I FORGOT TO GET RID OF THIS
PICTURE OF SHEILA. EXCUSE ME. – HEY, MAYBE LEAVE THE SENSORS
SO ONE OF US CAN PLAY. [game music begins] – OH, HE’S DANCING. HE’S DANCING WITH THE PHOTO.
IS HE KI– HE’S DOING–
HE’S DOING THIS A BUNCH. – ALL RIGHT.
– IS HE KISSING IT? I THINK HE’S KISSING IT. – KNOW WHAT?
I’M GONNA TURN THIS OFF. ‘CAUSE WE DON’T NEED TO–
– YOU CHANGE IT AND YOU DIE. HE’S UNDOING HIS BUCKLE. LOOK AT THIS.
HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF. HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF. OH, GOD.
– YEAH. – NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. – OKAY, THAT’S HAPPENING.
– OH, NO, NO, NO. – MY GOD.
– IS HE–HE’S– HE IS TOTALLY ON THE BED.
– YEAH. – HE’S TOTALLY FLAT
ON THE BED. – OKAY, WELL, THAT’S JUST– – OH! OH, GOD. OH, GROSS. [groans] – WE SH–WE SHOULDN’T BE… OKAY, YOU KNOW… – IS HE REACHING DOWN
FOR HIS FOOT? – I DON’T–
– THAT’S HIS FOOT, ISN’T IT? IS THAT HIS FOOT? – AND COMING BACK. – WHEW. I AM SORRY, EVERYBODY. WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO MAKE SOME SNACKS? – WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST?

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