Time to wake up You know I’ve enjoyed our time
so much together that I’m going to keep a peice of you to remember Well, looks like you’re gonna need
a good chiropractor Harley, are you ready yet? %&%^$%#%$ You’ve gotta be kidding me? All set pudding.
Well it’s about time Harley. Bangs a pa piu piu boom boom boom Deadpool. What? We owned by Disney, it’s fine.
Ohh, tell us how to reverse the poisoning of the city It’s a split formula, I’m afraid
you’re gonna need to go Harley for that Oh, that sounds like fun, I’ll go get here.
No, you watch after the Joker and I’ll get Harley.
You get distracted too easily Deadpool! What? I was paying attention, huh? Watch him. Don’t let him out of sight. I don’t get distracted that’s a bunch of crap Fine, I’ll be on babysitting duty. Ahahah, come out come out, where ever you are This fight is really close, I think I should vote,
there’s no way I’m gonna loose to you what? Huh? Oh, for everyone at home watching! hello! I like to skip a rope in double touch You know, shift gears and pop the clutch Cause I’m a Harley girl Oh shit. hahah well well well looks like someone’s lucks run out. I make my own luck. jammed! what are the chances? yeah I’m see. oh shocks. hm this is awesome om nom nom yeah make it away hahha get it get it dammit crap, my team losing,
gotta go save her, call you later. Oh Domino, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo Okay, pulse check, neck check, tummy check, boobs check.
She’s alive! She’s alive! Oh no. This is your fault. I’m gonna slice you! I mean I’d love to take you out for dinner
and show you my big… Chimichanga? Get back here. If you want have done some right
you have do it yourself Hey cutie Time to die. Wait. You wanna see a movie? Yeah. What kind a movie? A grindhouse movie oh sweet, I love those kind a movies,
cute grindhouse sequence Daedpool and Harley Quinn
star in The Laughing Dead Time for some funky fast sword play. little Picaboo, thread the needle, win whammy some mac and cheese, all this baby, in bed Mmm. oh yeah, works every time be gentle with me baby. I’ll be gentle I’m delicate like a flower. Just hold still Oh god. Double penetration on the first date. Kinky Merry Christmas you filthy animal! and a happy new year!
Whatever have the Macaulay Culkin anyway Hey Deadpool they’re gorgeous Time for some clock fu. Really? Yeah. cock slap well that takes care of her. You ever dance with the devil
in the pale moonlight just some tango lessons I hope you sterilize this My tattoo guy used the same needles,
they’re really shiny. Are you feeling tipsy?
Cause you’ve been drugged deadpan You look funny. You know dead poop You look beat. How about truce? Oh truce. Common its all you got oh the memories… Even Robin put up more of a fight Common I’m just getting long double chap! I’m gonna need you just focus here
if I’m the rhythm Well, this is the final act but don’t worry, you’re in good hands with Uncle Joker I just friended you on facebook this acid will disintegrate you at molecular level I disagree Hasta la vista, Dead meat Lucky shot ow ow ow ow. You shot me? What you shoot me for?
Your big ass had got away plus it was good cover.
let’s go. Oh, real cute She’s a keeper guys. Oh wait up.