How To Delete Embarrassing Google Searches


GOOGLE WANTS TO BE MORE TRANSPARENT WITH HOW MUCH DIRT
THEY HAVE ON YOU, SO THEY HAVE CREATED WHAT IS KNOWN AS MY
ACTIVITY WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR SEARCH HISTORY HAS
BEEN FOR YEARS, AND ALSO ALLOWS YOU TO DELETE CERTAIN COMPONENTS
THAT MAYBE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LEARN ABOUT. KEEP IN MIND,
GOOGLE TRACTOR ACTIVITY ONLINE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SELL THAT INFORMATION TO THIRD PARTIES AND
THAT HAVE ADS DIRECTED SPECIFICALLY AT YOU. THEY SELL
IT AS IMPROVING YOUR ONLINE EXPERIENCE. SO, I FOUND OUT
ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, I LOGGED IN AND SELL MY SEARCH HISTORY WAS. I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT
BECAUSE I WOULD DELETE EVERYTHING. YOU CLICK A BUTTON,
AND IT TELLS YOU THAT YOU WANT TO DELETE EVERYTHING. THAT IT ASK YOU IF YOU ARE SURE. AND
THEN I THOUGHT, I DON’T KNOW IF I AM. HERE’S THE THING, THEY DO
USE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND WHAT YOU DO ONLINE TO CATER TO YOU. THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I
DO LIKE ABOUT THAT.>>, ALL OF A SUDDEN
GOOGLE IS NOT SO BAD.>>I THINK I AM A UNIQUE CASE
BECAUSE WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT GOOGLE HAS ON ME? THE PORN I WATCH? I TALK ABOUT
THE PORN I WATCH ON THE SHOW. I DON’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
SO, I DON’T REALLY CARE. IS WHAT IT IS.>>IF I HAVE ALREADY DELETED
SOME THINGS, DOES IT COME UP IN THE SEARCH ANYWAY? I DON’T KNOW.
I HOPE NOT. LET ME BE CLEAR AS I GET INTO THAT TOPIC. GOOGLE IS
ONE OF OUR TOP PARTNERS FOR THE YOUNG TURKS. WE WORK WITH THEM
THROUGH YOUTUBE, SO I’M JUST TRYING TO BE ADDED AS OPEN AND
HONEST WITH THAT AS I CAN. IN DEFENSE OF GOOGLE, I THINK THIS
IS FOR GUYS. IT IS LIKE IN CASE YOU FORGOT SOME PORN YOU WATCH ñ THIS GIVES YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO
WIPE IT ALL OUT. DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING?
IT IS KIND OF A PUBLIC SERVICE.>>I THINK THAT IS TRUE. I THINK
I ALSO HAVE SKIES IN OTHER WAYS AS WELL. I REMEMBER BEFORE
GETTING PROPOSED TO, ALL OF A SUDDEN ADS FOR ENGAGEMENT RINGS
STARTED POPPING UP. I STARTED TO THINK THAT MAYBE IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON, AND IT DID. IT
COULD HELP IN THAT WAY AS WELL.>>BY THE WAY, LET’S SAY YOU
DON’T WANT YOUR WIFE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SPENDING, AND ALL
THESE ADS ARE POPPING UP FOR WHATEVER YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR,
ALL OF THIS CAN HELP YOU IN THAT SENSE. EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT
COOKIES. GOOGLE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THIS. THAT IS
JUST WHAT HAPPENS ONLINE.>>THIS IS FOR THE
SINGLE GUYS AS WELL. IS ALSO THE OTHER THINGS THAT
YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AND FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE.>>I LIKE HOW MY MIND
IMMEDIATELY WENT TO PORN.>>OH, MOST PEOPLES DO. WHEN YOU
SAY DELETE HISTORY, EVERY GUY IN THE COUNTRY KNOWS WHY YOU DELETE HISTORY.>>I WILL SAY, THIS IS GREAT TO
KNOW THAT WE CAN DELETE IT NOW. I CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOME. WHAT
ABOUT IF YOU PULL UP THE PRIVATE WINDOW SO IT DOES NOT TRACK YOU
ñ.>>THE INCOGNITO THING? I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE THAT
INFORMATION, BUT I COULD BE WRONG.>>THERE IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
ABOUT US OUT THERE. FOR INSTANCE, WHENEVER YOU BUY SOMETHING ON AMAZON, I LIKE TO
FEEL FRESH, LIKE A POWDER FEELING ñ THEY HAVE SPRAY POWDER
FOR UNDERNEATH. AND ON AMAZON THEY ONLY SELL THEM IN THREE PACKS. SO I HAVE TO BUY A THREE
PACK BOTTLE OF BALL SPRAY, SO I CLICKED BY AND IT SAYS DO YOU
WANT TO LET YOUR FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK KNOW THAT YOU JUST
BOUGHT A THREE BOTTLE PACK OF BALL SPRAY? MY FRIENDS ARE GOING
TO THINK JIMMY HAS SOME FUCKING PROBLEMS.
THAT IS TOO MUCH BULLSHIT.>>OBVIOUSLY WE ARE DIFFERENT
BECAUSE WE TELL YOU EVERYTHING. BUT MOST PEOPLE DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. IT’S A LITTLE
DISCONCERTING THAT THEY HAVE ALL THIS INFORMATION. FACEBOOK HAS
AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION ON YOU, SO DOES GOOGLE. IT IS NOW A FACT OF
LIFE. THIS IS A LITTLE CONSPIRATORIAL, AND I DON’T KNOW
IF THIS IS HOW THE MECHANICS OF IT WORK BUT IT COULD ALSO GIVE
THEM LEVERAGE WITH OTHER COMPANIES IF YOU CAN WIPE OUT ALL COOKIES. I DON’T KNOW IF
THAT IS WHY THEY ARE DOING IT, BUT MOST OF THE REASON WHY
ANYONE DOES ANYTHING ONLINE IS TO MAKE MONEY. I DON’T KNOW IF
THEY ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF THIS ñ.>>THIS MAKES ME WANT TO USE
GOOGLE FOR SEARCHES BECAUSE ñ WHEN I WOULD SEARCH STUFF
THAT I DIDN’T WANT GOOGLE TO KNOW I WOULD GO TO
OTHER SEARCH ENGINES.>>LIKE WHAT?>>YOU KNOW, HOW TO MAKE A BOMB.
SO, NOW KNOWING THAT YOU CAN JUST GO DELETE WHEN YOU FEEL
LIKE IT I FEEL MORE INCLINED TO USE GOOGLE. THAT WILL GIVE THEM MORE MONEY.>>THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY
TO MAKE MORE MONEY.>>YOU ARE GIVING PEOPLE
THEIR DIGNITY BACK.>>I WISH INSTAGRAM HISTORY
WOULD DELETE.>>
WEIGHTS, ARE THEY TRACKING THAT?>>KNOW, BUT EVERY TIME YOU GO
IN AND HIT A SEARCH OPPOSE OF EVERY THING YOU HAVE PULLED UP.
IF MY GIRL SEES THAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT MODELS, SHE WILL ASK ME WHO IS THIS?>>I WILL SAY I DID COME ACROSS
A PRODUCT CALLED ñ BECAUSE NOW GOOGLE THROWS ME STUFF ñ THERE IS A THING CALLED BALL FRESH.
AND THAT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BUYING THE BALL SPRAY. I’M GETTING A COMPLEX ABOUT
MY BALLS OVER HERE.>>NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET
BALL FRESH ADS FOREVER.>>I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS
SOMETHING, BALL FRESH IS AMAZING. MY BALLS HAVE NEVER
BEEN FRESHER. IT SMELLS LIKE LILIES DOWN THERE. I WILL DO A
COMMERCIAL FOR FRESH IN A HEARTBEAT. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE
ABOUT FRESH TELL THEM TO CONTACT ME BECAUSE THAT SHIT WORKS.>>WHO THOUGHT THE STORY WAS GOING TO
TURN INTO AN AD FOR BALL FRESH?

Comments 14

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *