HOCKEY PADS ?? Batman Dark Knight Voice Funny Parody Song


All you posers listen up:
I don’t like what you do. There is only one Batman,
Now who the f*ck are you? Just some motherf**in punks
Tryin’ to take away my bread. What am I supposed to do –
Sell my body giving h**d? Nah, that ain’t gonna happen,
I’d rather kill us all! If you really need a job
Work security at the mall! Leave the tough work to the pros,
And maintain your dignity. Try to copy my style?
Man, you failed quite miserably! B**ch, I am the Calvary,
The one man infantry. What takes you an eternity,
I perform it instantly! – Don’t tolerate delinquency
I reinforce authority! Let me make it clear to thee:
King Kong ain’t got sh*t on me! There is no competition,
Stop the beggin and the wishin’! I’m the hero of this city
You are just an imposition! I should punch you like Rocky
But you’ll get a second chance. Time to get b*tt naked,
And throw away your hockey pads! I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Time to get butt nekkid, Ain’t nobody wearin’ hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Time to get b*tt nekkid,
Ain’t nobody wearin’ hockey pads Verse two, perps
Batman cleaning up the streets. I’m the protector of the people,
And the hero Gotham needs! Got my gadgets in my belt,
Can afford them, Bruce Wayne’s rich. No supernatural hero,
‘Cause I use: SCIENCE, B**CH! They call me the Dark Knight,
‘Cause I’ll knock out your light. Operate in the shadows;
My Batcape permits flight! You can ask Commissioner Gordon,
Even sidekick Robin knows: In the crime fighting scene,
It’s all about the clothes! Bros before h**s,
That’s the one thing you should know. Why did Batgirl join the team?
She messed up the status quo! We’re the Dynamic Duo,
Robin always has my back! Man, what’s up with all the haters –
Is it ’cause I’m wearing black? Or are my muscles to compact?
A body building bat that’s stacked. Not keen on h**o s*x contact,
I’m straighter than a railroad track! As the masked vigilante
There’s no time for romance. The only grounds for an exception?
Batgirl wearing hockey pads! I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Time to get b*tt nekkid,
Ain’t nobody wearin’ hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Time to get b*tt nekkid,
We don’t need no f***in’ hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Let me tell you c**ts again:
Lose your f***in’ hockey pads! I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads I’m not wearing hockey pads
I’m not wearing hockey pads Everybody, let’s get wasted,
And put on some hockey pads!

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