Doc Brown vs Doctor Who. Epic Rap Battles of History

Actually if you don’t mind it’s just the Doctor doesn’t even really matter who who am i even talking to? oh yes, you! the wannabe Einstein minus the ‘stache travels through time but with no class i’m saving the world while you dilly-dally you can’t even invent a way out of Hill Valley and calm down will you everything is going to be fine you’re not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time actually it’s a lot more like a rug really nevermind let’s just say there’s an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme Great Scott you’re great not I spit it hot and generate way more power than one point twenty one gigawatts I’m not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be but I’m a real doctor where’d you get your degree? despite all your companions you couldn’t be having less sex I don’t know what’s lamer your fans or your special effects you don’t get another turn to debate time to face your permanent fate now Dalek my balls! (EXTERMINATE) I’m going to die… at least, this version of me perhaps you’d like another prepare to meet you density… hahahahahaha I’m a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical from you’re a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born you got your knickers in a twist while you’re sucking on my Piccadilly but I’m a lot lot different cause you’re a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an oedipal kid who’s a bawk bawk chicken Nobody calls me chicken… This is between us Scarfy don’t try to out-rhyme me you’ll find i’m as grimy as any slimy time-limey I’ll use your port-o-potty lirne machine as my latrine you’re not a cat with nine lives you’re a pussy with thirteen! Actually if you don’t mind it’s just the Doctor

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