Daisy Ridley Raps a Recap of All Eight Star Wars Movies (Episodes I-VIII)


[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ Said a long time ago
in a galaxy far, far away ♪ ♪ A guy named Vader
tried to kidnap ♪ ♪ The rebel Princess Leia ♪ ♪ So she employed a droid
to record her a quick note ♪ ♪ She said… ♪ “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You’re my only hope.” ♪ Go, hyperspace zoom ♪ ♪ Send up some battle plans
in an R2 ♪ ♪ C-3PO saying they’re doomed ♪ ♪ Until they’re bought
by a farmer named Luke ♪ ♪ Hey, his Force is strong ♪ ♪ Obi-Wan hasn’t heard
that name in long ♪ ♪ Solo shoots first,
don’t say that I’m wrong ♪ ♪ It took him 12 parsecs
for his Kessel run ♪ ♪ Well, sure,
Chewie was charting the course ♪ ♪ Luke learned
the way of the Force ♪ ♪ Blew up the Death Star,
he had no remorse ♪ ♪ He got a medal,
he’s ready for more ♪ ♪ Strike back ♪ ♪ Rebels on Hoth are attacked ♪ ♪ Yoda shows up
and talks back-wards ♪ ♪ Battle with Boba Fett,
put up a fight ♪ ♪ Han got froze in carbonite ♪ Brr! ♪ Wasn’t the plan ♪ ♪ Suddenly Luke
is in need of a hand ♪ ♪ Lando Calrissian
led them to slaughter ♪ ♪ And Darth Vader said to Luke ♪ -I am your father. -What?!
♪ Jabba the Hutt ♪ ♪ Got to admit
that bikini was hot ♪ ♪ Yoda is dying,
yes, that’s why I’m crying ♪ ♪ Take this any longer,
I simply cannot ♪ ♪ Hey, Sidious,
you were quite hideous ♪ ♪ Vader protected his kid ♪ ♪ I’m not kidding,
I’m serious ♪ ♪ Blew up a Death Star
’cause it was a trap ♪ ♪ Shout-out to Ewoks
’cause they had our back ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Prequel time! You ready?! ♪♪ ♪ Back in the day ♪ ♪ Little boy Anakin
loved to pod race ♪ ♪ Padme escaped,
Darth Maul went ape ♪ ♪ The ending for Qui-Gon Jinn
wasn’t so great ♪ ♪ Attack of the clones ♪ ♪ 10 years pass,
Anakin’s grown ♪ ♪ He falls in love,
but his master is captured ♪ ♪ His mother is killed,
and then that spells disaster ♪ Ooh! ♪ Mace Windu ♪ ♪ Anakin loses an arm
to Dooku ♪ ♪ Secret marriage,
twins in the carriage ♪ ♪ Palpatine’s savage
and Vader breaks through ♪ ♪ Trying to think,
who’d I forget? ♪ ♪ What’s his name? ♪ -Meesa called Jar Jar Binks! -Flash-forward!
Lightspeed! ♪ Now to today ♪ ♪ Jumping ahead to a scrapper
named Rey, hey ♪ ♪ Teamed up with Poe
and a stormtrooper Finn ♪ ♪ Who betrayed the first order,
so we let him in ♪ ♪ BB-8,
Solo vs Solo ♪ ♪ Han met his fate ♪ ♪ Rose got to work ♪ ♪ Kylo won’t put on a shirt ♪ ♪ Kylo is kind of a flirt ♪ ♪ Tracked down Luke,
he was giving me hate ♪ ♪ Until he saved
the Resistance on Crait ♪ ♪ Now Skywalker’s gone ♪ ♪ But faith in the Force
remains strong ♪ ♪ Skywalker always live on ♪
Whoo! ♪ You can’t stop me ♪ ♪ I’m a Jedi from Jakku ♪ ♪ Fight the dark side
from Tatooine to Naboo ♪ ♪ Let go of everything
that you fear to lose ♪ ♪ Be the spark
that lights the fire ♪ ♪ And may the Force
be with you ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Daisy Ridley, everybody! “Star Wars:
The Rise of Skywalker” comes out December 20th! Stick around.
We’ll be right back! What?!
[ Cheers and applause ]

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