Chappelle’s Show – The Time Haters – Great Misses – Uncensored


UH OH FELLAS, LOOKS AS THOUGH WE HAVE COMPANY. – AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
NIGGRAS DOIN’ OUT HERE? – WE ARE THE TIME HATERS. WE TRAVELED ALL THE WAY
BACK THROUGH TIME… TO CALL YOU A CRACKER. – YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR MOUTH. – ACTUALLY, YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, WHITE BOY, BEFORE I PUT THESE GATORS
UP YOUR ASS AND SHOW YOUR INSIDES
SOME STYLE. – THAT’S ENOUGH! – I CAN’T BE NO SLAVE, SILKY. – OH, GOOD GOD. – LOOK, SILKY,
HE DONE PULLED OUT A WHIP. – NICE WHIP. THIS HERE IS A PISTOL. REACH FOR THE SKY, HONKY. – HONKY?
HONKY? – HONKY IS A RACIAL EPITHET
USED FOR WHITE PEOPLE. WAS MADE POPULAR BY
A MAN NAMED GEORGE JEFFERSON IN THE 1970s. YOU SEE,
HE AND HIS WIFE, WEEZY, HAD A DRY CLEANING BUSINESS, SO THEY MOVED ON UP
TO THE EAST SIDE, TO A DELUXE APARTMENT
IN THE SKY. THEY FINALLY GOT
A PIECE OF THE PIE. CONVOLUTED STORY, I’LL ADMIT, BUT THE POINT IS THIS: THAT IN THE FUTURE,
ALL BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE FREE. – IN A SECOND, ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT STOPPED
THE WHOLE SHOW. THIS STOPPED–
I MEAN, LITERALLY, THE WHOLE EPISODE CAME
TO A SCREECHING HALT RIGHT HERE. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I CAN PREDICT THIS EPISODE COMING TO A SCREECHING HALT
RIGHT NOW. BUT I’LL SHOW IT. – WHEN’S WE GONNA BE FREE? – THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION,
MY MAN. HOW ABOUT NOW-ISH? [gunshot]
– [grunts] [gunshot]
– [grunts] [gunshot]
– [grunts] [gunshot]
– [grunts] – APPARENTLY,
SHOOTING A SLAVE MASTER ISN’T FUNNY TO ANYBODY
BUT ME AND NEAL. IF I COULD,
I’D DO IT EVERY EPISODE. SO THAT WAS THAT ONE.

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