Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ## # ALBERT EINSTEIN # VS # # STEPHEN HAWKING # # BEGIN! # # WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY # # MINDS ARE RELATIVELY BLOWN # # SO TAKE A SEAT STEVE # # OOPS, I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN # # WHAT’S WITH YOUR VOICE? # # I CAN’T FRICKIN’ TELL # # YOU SOUND LIKE WALL-E # # HAVING SEX WITH A SPEAK & SPELL # # I’LL SCHOOL YOU ANYWHERE # # MIT TO OXFORD # # ALL YOUR FANS WILL BE LIKE # # UM, THAT WAS HAWK-WARD # # I’M AS DOPE AS TWO RAPPERS # # YOU BETTER BE SCARED # # CAUSE’ THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS M C SQUARED # ## # YOU’VE # # GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE MESSING WITH HERE BOY # # I GOT 12 INCH RIMS ON MY CHAIR # # THAT’S HOW I ROLL YA’LL # # YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GLUED A MUSTACHE ON A TROLL DOLL # # I’LL BE STRETCHING OUT THE RHYME # # LIKE GRAVITY STRETCHES TIME # # WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT YOUR LITTLE P-BRANE # # AGAINST THIS KIND OF MIND # # I’M THE BEST # # I’M THE SNOOP DOGG OF SCIENCE # # I’LL BE DROPPING MAD APPLES ON YOUR HEAD # # FROM THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS # # I’M THE GIANT WHOSE SHOULDERS # # YOU’D HAVE STOOD ON IF YOU COULD STAND # # I’LL GIVE YOU A BRIEF HISTORY OF PAIN WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND # # YOU CAN’T DESTROY MATTER OR ME FOR SERIOUS # # RIPPING HOLES IN YOU # BIGGER THAN THE HOLE # # IN YOUR BLACK HOLE THEORY WAS # ## # THERE ARE 10 MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE # # THAT WE CAN OBSERVE # # YOUR MAMA TOOK THE UGLY ONES # # AND PUT THEM INTO ONE NERD # # YOU WANNA BRING THE HEAT # # WITH THE MUSHROOM CLOUDS YOU’RE MAKING # # I’M ABOUT TO BAKE RAPS FROM SCRATCH # # LIKE CARL SAGAN # # AND WHILE IT’S TRUE # # THAT MY WORK IS BASED ON YOU # # I’M A SUPER COMPUTER # # YOU’RE LIKE A TI-82 # # WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! # # EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! # # END OF RAP BATTLE! # ##

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