10 Greatest Warriors In History

ten greatest warriors in history number
ten Pierre ghoulash Dona Pierre story begins at 1515 when mercenaries hired by
the House of Habsburg the royal family that ran Austria rode into town and
started pillaging rather than thinking hey let’s not mess with a giant who can
bend pennies the mercenaries killed his children raped and murdered his wife and
burped his local church down they set Pierre off on a lifelong mission of
revenge not satisfied with just tracking down a killing all 4,000 of the
mercenaries responsible Pierre declared war and Habsburg who again run the whole
of Austria gathering a band of rebels Pierre spent four years as a pirate
attacking Austrian ships in that time he sunk as many as one hundred thirty eight
boats on land his forces successfully plundered two castles but down an entire
village and butchered an army of 300 enemy soldiers unfortunately even a
muscle-bound Pirate King can’t defeat an entire nation and Pierre eventually
retired in 1520 number nine Miyamoto Musashi if your uncle starts training
you in sword fighting from the age of seven you know you’re either going to
become an expert swordsman or spend the rest of your childhood figuring out how
to build LEGO sets with your feet Miyamoto Musashi was the former becoming
arguably 16th century China’s most famous warrior his first year was at the
age of 13 when he defeated a rumor Kihei in the most skillful elegant way
possible stabbed him in the head and beat him to death with his bare hands at
the age of 16 Miyamoto left his home and started travelling around the towns of
ancient China challenging locals to Jules
he spent decades slashing foes to pieces living out his life as a one-man roaming
Tekken game after a while Miyamoto grosso bored of easily cover up his foes
that he started fighting with a wooden sword and still no one could beat him
honestly this guy could’ve fought all his jewels with a pool noodle and still
come out on top having 160 jewels and never having lost one a jaded Miyamoto
retired at the age of 55 to write philosophy number 8 Leonidas the ancient Spartans were balls out
mental they threw disabled babies off a mountain hunted their own slaves and
subjected all male citizens to military training from the age of seven yet even
for a spartan king leonidas stands out as especially badass when a Persian army
tore through Greece in 480 BC Leonidas took 300 Spartans soldiers to hold them
off at the narrow pass at Thermopylae considering they’re up against 70,000 to
two million Persians that’s pretty fuzzy when one that the Persians had enough
archers that their arrows would block out the Sun Leonidas replied in true
action-movie style then we’ll fight in the shade the Persians have tapped them
for two days straight for Leonidas and the Spartans held the line using their
Spears and short swords to kill 10,000 enemy soldiers unfortunately a Greek
traitor called Ephialtes told the Persians there was another part they
could take and the Persians surrounded the Spartans at this point most people
with a basic understanding of arithmetic would probably surrender but lean Ida
stood his ground and the Spartans fought until each and every one of them was
dead many of them broke their weapons in the fight and started punching and
biting the Persian soldiers their heroic last and brought the rest of Greece time
to rally a larger army and defeat the Persians number 7 Joe who done growing
up in the 3rd century AD Joe who done was always what you call a problem child
as in he was a child who’d beat up anyone he had a problem with when he was
13 he killed a man who insulted his favorite teacher what is it with ancient
China and these murderous 13 year olds as an adult Joe who joined the Han army
less out of a sense of loyalty to his homeland than out of a desire to kill
strangers as the bodies piled he quickly rose through the ranks to become a major
than a colonel than a general but the incident that made Yahoo a legend
happened during the Battle of yan province in 184 AD while clearly his way
for an army of 10,000 men Yahoo was hit in the left eye with an arrow
considering an arrow to the knee is close enough to make most people stop
adventuring what happened next is incredible Yahoo wrenched the arrow out
of his socket with the eyeballs – attached then deciding it would be an
insult to his family to simply throw it away
Yahoo ate the eyeball in front of the stunned Archer before stabbing him the
hand would go on to win the battle and war presumably because no one wants to
fight the guy who didn’t flinch at headhunting and arrow
number six Harald fairhair we’ve all done things we wouldn’t normally do to
try and get a sweetheart attention but while you may think that the Italian
meal you cooked all that terrible poem you wrote we’re ambitious they don’t
really compare with creating an entire country for something in the ninth
century Norway wasn’t one unified nation but a
collection of regional kingdoms how fair was the king of the tiny kingdom of
vestfold and when he proposed to the princess a
hoarder and she told him she couldn’t be with a man who had such a small Kingdom
rather than taking the hint and going home to eat Ben Jerry’s in his underwear
how old swore he’d conquer all the kingdoms of the land he even promised
not to cut all comers famous golden locks until he had over the next decades
howled slaughtered his way through Scandinavia looking down army after army
as he spread his Empire in one battle three kings teamed up their armies
against their heads men but Harald simply cut a path through the soldiers
reaching the three kings and very an axe into each of them after killing scores
of enemy kings Harald stood alone as the leader of a unified Norway in 872 ad and
yes he got the girl number five once opiod marauding seven for Dutchman and
psychopathic eyeball munchers may be pretty terrifying to meet on the
battlefield but at least you’d see them coming mon-sol piayed however could
sheet with enough toxic material to kill Charlie Sheen without you ever spotting
him a head hunter from 19th century Quay in Borneo mas o P ad was fed up of his
fellows constantly being pillaged by other stronger tribes so one day he
wandered out into the jungle with a 2-meter blowpipe and a handful of
poisoned darts sneaking from village to village and sniping the leader of each
enemy clan after each kill man soapy had hacked off his victims head with a
machete and added it to a stash of stolen was hoarding which is about a
million times cooler than a stabbed flesh he returned with the stunning
forty-two heads and the other villagers got the message to never mess with quai
again unfortunately killing an entire softball league of people went to maan
so P Ed’s head and he became something of a dictator in his village in the end
the villagers gathered together at night and murdered him but then they renamed
the village after him so you know swings around about
number four Aaron Burr generally speaking vice presidents don’t kill
people but then generally speaking vice presidents aren’t Aaron freakin burr
when the US war of independence broke out in 1775 the 19 year old Berg quit
his gig as a lawyer and joined the American Revolution sent up to fight in
Quebec you made a name for himself after personally shooting his way through 20
or so enemy soldiers to try and rescue his injured commanding officer after
that ver served in New York where he helped defeat a British Invasion of the
city and fought alongside George Washington in the Battle of Monmouth on
another occasion in Yale Burr and a handful of local college students
managed to fend up 2,000 professional British soldiers after the war ended
burrow into politics and why not becoming Thomas Jefferson’s vice
president you’d think that an office job would put an end to burrs killing but no
after getting their tip with Alexander Hamilton Byrd challenged him to an
illegal jewel and shot him to death the state of New York put out an arrest
warrant for birth but he simply ignored it and went back to being VP to this day
burr is the only vice president to kill someone while in office number 3 slammer being a Roman gladiator was not a great
life you were slave forced to fight for people’s entertainment and were lucky to
survive more than a couple of battles unsurprisingly all gladiators dreamed of
winning enough battles to be given their freedom all except two crazy Syrian
gladiator known only by a stage name clamor which means the flame Salma
wasn’t interested in any of those things like retirement or living past 30
he had one obsession and one obsession alone being famous basically he was kim
kardashian with a sword and a death wish armed only with a sword and a shield
flour usually faced off against reti Ahri’s gladiators dodging their tried
internet before gutting them over the course of his career flama was offered
his freedom on no less than four occasions
each time he rejected it and continued his life of hacking people to pieces
flama was in a staggering 34 battles but after 13 years of fighting he was
eventually killed in the arena around 280
number two Genghis Khan when you’re the head of a horde of fearsome warriors
responsible for more deaths than your average dictator you know you could have
been this video somewhere Genghis Khan was the founder of the mongol empire an
empire which ended up covering 24 million square kilometers of land
how did cards empire grow so large by wiping out anyone who stood in their way
of course Khan’s armies killed over 40 million people which at the time was 10%
of the world’s population obviously you don’t get to be the leader of a group
like that without having some serious skills Khan was a fearless warrior and
skilled Archer from childhood first testing his abilities when a gang of
slave traders captured him despite him and his wife being enslaved for months
kind of edge Lee managed to escape and killed his way to freedom Kalon would
become such an obsessive obliterator of enemies that he may have accidentally
been the world’s first environmentalist with so many people no longer breathing
I would so many wiped out civilizations returning to uninhabited Woodlands Khan
is credited with removing 700 million tons of carbon dioxide from the
atmosphere number 1 Calvary No if you ever wanted a version of Edward
Scissorhands who was a relentless murderer look no further than the story
of gal Vereen Oh a 15th century warrior from the Mapuche tribe in Chile gal
Moreno led 150 men in a surprise attack against the expanding Spanish Empire as
tends to happen when you have swords in your enemy have guns the Warriors were
roundly defeated and gallerina was captured the Spanish cutted his hands
and sent him back to his tribe as a warning not discouraged by his lack of
hands Galvan Reno decided to lead another attack on the Spanish and rather
than into the battle literally unarmed he did the craziest thing possible tied
blades to his stumps yes this guy actually made himself into Wolverine
with 3,000 warriors behind him Gavin we know led a second attack on the Spanish
troops unfortunately even if their last your arms sword still don’t be guns
though only managing to kill around 30 soldiers galva Reno did find the Spanish
forces second-in-command and cut him into ribbons he was recaptured and the
Spanish impressed by his DIY approach to prosthetics offered to spare him our
favorite machete handedly instead them in the eye and told them if they
released him he’d rip them apart with his teeth the Spanish fed him to their
dogs so that was the ten greatest worries of all time did we leave anyone
off the list reckon you could take one of them lets
us know in the comments below and if you’ve got had enough of ridiculously
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