“Ninja training in the woods” Excuse me, are you a ninja? – Wow!
– What? – You’re a ninja, right?
– Well, um, something like that, yes. – Really? Wow, so you are a ninja!
– Can you keep your voice down? What are you doing now? – Right now, I’m doing “The Art of Camouflage.”
– The Art of Camouflage! So you will say “The Art of Camouflage”? Well, I don’t actually say it, but I’m practicing the technique. Would it be possible if you showed it to me? OK… – You’re not hiding.
– What? – My body’s not hidden?
– No, it’s not. I’m pretty sure I’m hiding myself. I’m not? I can see you. – I’m still a rookie ninja, so…
– A rookie. I cannot hide now but I’m going to. Ah! I see. – Um…
– Now what is it? – Don’t you practice this one? The one that goes “swish swish”?
– What’s that? – Throwing stars?
– No, I don’t use throwing stars. Oh, no throwing stars…hmm. – Well…
– What is it? Could you teach me one technique? Technique? Well, techniques, um… Techniques…I don’t have any. -What?
– No techniques at all. I want some evidence or
commemoration that proves I met a ninja. – I shouldn’t really teach those things to outsiders.
– Please. Please. Just one technique. Well, I’m really a novice ninja, and I can’t do anything… – I’ll try the technique that my mentor is using.
– OK. – Wow!
– No, I can’t do it. – But I’ll try to imitate it.
– Alright. As my mentor does it, you put your fingers on others. – You take your position and say “Ninja” out loud.
– OK. – And then you disappear.
– Really? That’s super cool! – Now I’ll try it a little bit.
– OK. NINJA! You haven’t disappeared! Yes, I can’t do it yet. I don’t know why, but my mentor disappears with this technique. – Alright.
– I don’t get it, but he disappears all of a sudden. But I’m still a beginner and haven’t reached
that level, so I can’t do anything yet. Can you teach me? – Like this…
– Two fingers. – Yes, two fingers.
– Which one comes on top? They didn’t mention it, so whichever finger you like. Then, you scream out loud, “NINJA!” – Is that right?
– I can’t disappear, but my mentor can. NINJA! – Um, haven’t I disappeared yet?
– No… Ah, alright, thank you anyway, I’ll show this off to my friends! Ninja, ninja! What is wrong with that girl? Wake up, No.303! You, wake up!! – Yes!
– I told you to wake up!! Turn around and see what’s there.
See what’s behind you!